Iran Proposes Bold New Plan To Break Nuke Impasse

It's a terrific, substantive solution that I'm sure the Europeans will jump at.

Their proposal?

1) Iran will continue enriching uranium on an "industrial scale" (i.e., a shitload of uranium being enriched to weapons-grade level, rather than limited testing, as they claim to be doing now).

2) But, in exchange, they offer to demand that the West help them achieve this industrial-level enrichment.

3) Further, as a bonus concession, if we do not help them do what we do not want them to do, they will do what we do not want them to do without our help, as they are, in fact, already doing now.

Wow! It's a deal so good you'd have to be some sort of crazy apocalyptic-messianic schizophrenic to refuse!

Think I'm kidding? Hit the link. That's their offer, Chief.

And Ahmadinejad further offered the sort of nuanced maniacal-Muslim diplomacy we've come to love:

"Those who get sad at the progress and happiness of others are suffering from mental and psychological problems, so they should find a way to cure themselves," the student news agency ISNA quoted Ahmadinejad as saying in a speech.

posted by Ace at 02:41 PM

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