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May 12, 2006

Snakes On A Plane Videos And Other Silliness

Sam Jackson on Ellen.

Clip from the movie.

That's hot: Elle MacPherson loves the "endless opportunities for no-strings sex" that singlehood offers.

Or, at least, such opportunities that singlehood offers to someone who looks something like Elle MacPherson, anyways.

I don't know if singlehood similarly offers such "endless opportunities" for no strings sex to these gals. Or guys dressed up sort of like gals. I don't even know what the hell this is. And I'm happier that way, I think.

Also hot: "The freedom to be sexy without fear." Electric stun-guns built right into eff-me pumps. A must-have when traveling on the NYC subways.

Thanks for the Gem Sweater video to Muslihoon, who has a good post about the Muslim split in opinion between what is owed to God and what is owed to one's fellow humans. (Sort of like the God/Caesar distinction.)

And he got that, he says, via the ever-feisty Feisty Republican Whore, who has a United 93 review.

Other tips thanks to yls.

More Silliness: British perfume makers introduce "Eau de Stilton," a perfume that smells like stinky blue-veined Stilton cheese.

Because, you know, guys like women, and guys like cheese. So it's only natural they'd want the best of both worlds -- women who smell of stanky cheese.

Coming soon: The Morning After fragrance.

The Morning After Fragrance

Why wait until morning to smell like sunked beer, cigarette smoke, armpit-sweat, and sex?

Let a guy know where the evening's headed by reeking of an ill-considered bout of semi-anonymous sex before you even let him get to third base in the Fuddruckers parking lot.

The Morning After Fragrance. Because nothing says romance like a scent that proudly announces "I don't wash my junk."

Hey... Did that old SNL fake-commercial with Gilda Radner already do this?

Not exactly, if I'm remembering right. I think that perfume was just called "Hey You." I don't think the commercial said the perfume smelled of post-coital afterstank. It just sent out the signal that the wearer was cheap.



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