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McCain Wants More Nuclear Energy | Main | Bush Was Too Determined And Stubborn, Now He's Too Vacillating And Weak
May 23, 2006

The End of Periods?

Sad news for LauraW & the gaggle of girls here. Your favorite hobby-- menstruating and bitching about it -- is going out of style.

Apparently, if you take birth-control pills constantly (or wear the birth control ring constantly), without taking the recommended week off, you simply don't have a period at all. Ever.

Strange, but no woman I've ever known has informed me of this possibility.

Because they just looove those damn menses.

Another pill being tested will limit periods to four per year.

On the down side, they'll each last two full months.

Which would still be an improvement.

Thanks to Craig. Allah tipped me too, yesterday.


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