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May 04, 2006

Full Report: Kennedy Shielded From Sobriety Tests By Higher-Ranking Officers, Then Given A Ride Home

Shocking.

A sentence containing the words Kennedy, drunk, vehicle mishap, and police cover-up is pure gibberish making no earthly sense whatsoever.

Correcting my prior mention, he didn't hit the cop cruiser, he narrowly missed it, then smashed into a security barricade.

Sergeants with the Capitol Police prevented the first cops on scene from conducting field sobriety tests and then ordered everyone to leave the scene-- preventing them from collecting evidence of intoxication.

Then they gave the son-of-a-bitch a ride home.

Bonus Detail! As he staggered drunkenly out of the wreckage, he told the police he was "late for a vote" in Congress.

It was 2:45 AM.


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