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May 31, 2006

I... Ummm... Okay

Cornhole begins at 2:30 pm sharp!

It actually says that.

Okay, admittedly, he's kinda cute. But... I don't know. I'm not saying I'm not curious, I'm just saying, I don't know, maybe I'm not ready to jump feet first into it. Maybe some light petting before the cornhole, classic or otherwise.

Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati’s favorite past times – cornhole – to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun.

Family fun? Granted, Thanksgiving with the parents is always kind of boring, but...

In addition to a cornhole tournament with members of the Cincinnati Bengals and many of Carson’s other NFL friends...

A tournament, now? With other NFL players? Egads.

I'll go, but I hope I don't get any big burly linemen. I'll try my luck with the place-kickers, and that's as far as I'll go.

Thanks an awful lot to Jack Straw, for making a boy's dreams come true.

No More Blegging... A couple of people sent me the shopped jpg.


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