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May 03, 2006

Cool Facts About: Valerie Plame

The weisenheimers started up in this thread.

Valerie Plame Wilson was so close to single-handedly ending Iran's nukular program, but Bushco blew her cover. -- stupid typcal f'n' moonbat

The way I heard it, Plame was in Waziristan and had Bin Laden in her sights when KKKarl Rove personally blew her cover and aborted the mission in order to prolong the War for Oil. -- wait just a minute

Valerie is also an amateur chemist. She formulated a new fuel from grass clippings. Bush's friends in Texas destroyed the formula. -- stupid typical f'n' moonbat

If you know any cool facts about Valerie Plame, Double-0 Soccer Mom, and/or her super-duper suave husband, Ambassador Slambassador of Love Joe Wilson, please share them.

Friend of mine says that Valerie Plame was going to remotely cause all of Iran's nuclear facilities to meltdown simultaneously. That's right-- she was going to split all their atoms... with her mind.

That is, before Karl Rove and a bunch of his bullyboys not only outed her and thus permitted Iran's nuke program to go forward, but then they stuck her on a pinball machine re-enacted the R-rated parts of The Accused.

Also, Joe Wilson is the only white man in the world to ever successfully pull off using the expression "chillax, Homes" in a non-ironic fashion.

Again, that's just what I heard.

The Most Shocking Fact About Valerie Plame Of All: Believe it or not, she's shopping a book to publishers.

Why Can't You Morons Be As Funny As Instapundit's Emailers? One of Instapundit's smart, erudite readers notes the ever-diminishing returns of the BDS left's attack on the "rightwing mainstream media:"

2004: "Darn you mainstream media, you're ignoring a US ambassador whose visit to Niger exposed Bush!"

2005: "Darn you mainstream media, you're ignoring a UK official whose memo to 10 Downing exposed Bush!"

2006: "Darn you mainstream media, you're ignoring a comedian whose performance at a press roast exposed Bush!"

Heh. Read the whole thing. Wait a minute, you just did.

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