Saturday Night "Club ONT" July 5, 2025 [The 3 Ds]

Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino.

Welcome the the 5th of July, Club edition. We hope you were able to properly honor the USA yesterday, limited your sunburn, broke out an amazing Independence Day outfit, grilled and consumed plenty of protein, and can account for all your fingers (and appendages). No sparklers required this evening.

Saturday Night Joke and Other Funnies

I went to the doctor recently.

He said: "Don't eat anything fatty."

I said: "What, like bacon and burgers?"

He said, "No fatty, don't eat anything."

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Target Karen learns a valuable lesson, the hard way. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/N2pYm5lXxK

— KeriA (@KeriA1776again) June 28, 2025

Drink of the Night

Orange Crush Cocktail

Maryland Declares the Orange Crush the Official State Cocktail

The Origins of the Orange Crush

The Orange Crush cocktail was first crafted in 1995 at Harborside Bar & Grill in West Ocean City, Maryland. The cocktail is easy to make...
It is made with equal parts triple sec and orange vodka, a freshly squeezed orange, and a splash of Sprite.

Recipe and notes

Juicing your own oranges is imperative to making this a smashing drink, so get yourself one of these handy dandy citrus juices that aren’t only pretty, but totally functional and easy to use.

[Disco says: These are outstanding! Take it from a local guy who has had more of these than anyone could count -- the part about juicing your own oranges is VERY important!]

Not at all related, yet somehow relevant...

REM

The Jets

Club ONT Flag History

The Club loves a good underdog story. That's how it's done!

Bob created the 50-star flag by cutting up a 48-star flag his parents had received as a wedding present. "I'd watch my mom sew, but I had never sew...and since making the flag of our country, I've never sewn again." Bob's teacher was unimpressed and gave him a B- asking if he even knew how many states we had, and telling him, "If you don't like the grade, get it accepted in Washington then come back and see me."

Two years later his perseverance paid off when he received a call from President Dwight D. Eisenhower who invited him to Washington, D.C., for a ceremony adopting his 50-star flag. Bob's teacher also went back and changed his grade to an A.

Club ONT Picnic Food

Club ONT goes to the movies

Are all Morons in the Palmetto State accounted for?

Not-so-hot pursuit of burglary suspect sees police cars chase tractor excavator at walking pace

Police in South Carolina engaged in a not-so-hot pursuit as they chased a tractor excavator down a main highway for more than an hour at the speed an average adult walks.

The chase reached speeds of 3 mph early Sunday morning in North Charleston, police said.

Lil Moron

He's ready for his Club ONT membership!

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— Mens_Corner__ (@Mens_Corner__) July 4, 2025

Club ONT Music

Skynyrd. Free Bird. '77. 'Merica.

America? Yeah!

Hendrix is never a bad idea!

Top 10ish Comments of the Week. Or thereabout...

Club ONT brought to you by: Being the rebel you know you are. Ignore the sign below - it is for decoration. Rules are not really a Club thing. Bring what you've got and try not to embarrass yourself too early this evening.

Club ONT realizes that patrons may have strong opinions on the relevant issues of the day, but asks that differences be settled through cornhole competition. Last week's dispute over whether chicken wings should be served with bones or without bones got a little out of hand. Club ONT should have known trouble was brewing with the previous debate between ranch and blue cheese for wings. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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