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May 23, 2006

Madonna Stages Mock Crucifixion To Make Important Point About Spirituality, Then Pantomimes Fellatio On A Fungo Bat

The disco-ball mirrored facets are an especially nice touch. Classy, as we've come to expect from the artistic force behind Shanghai Surprise and Body of Evidence.

Religious groups have reacted furiously after Madonna appeared hanging from a cross and wearing a crown of thorns during her latest world tour.

During her performance at the Los Angeles forum, Madonna appeared strapped to a 20 foot high crucifix, prompting outrage from Christian leaders.

...

"The Christian reaction to this sort of thing tends to be tempered but if the same thing was done with the imagery and iconography of other faiths the reaction woulld be very different."

Well, yeah. Again, we have a Brave Artiste attacking those they know pose them no threat whatsoever, while avoiding all offense to those who may, you know, saw their heads off.

During last night's performance, the Material Girl also mocked Prime Minister Tony Blair and US President George Bush in a video montage by juxtaposing their images against those of dictators Osama bin Laden, Hitler and Robert Mugabe.

She also directed an insult at President Bush with a joke about oral sex.

Usually you don't see that sort of insightful, nuanced political commentary outside of a Mark Russel song.

So talented and so knowledgable in religion, politics, and sociology.

The Material Girl? Pshaw.

The Renaissance Girl.


Update: I just realized. In Kabballah atbash letter-substition coding, the name "Madonna" (in Hebraic letters, of course) translates to "Ignored by everyone except 14 year old girls and 45 year old gay men."

Breaking News: Madonna has agreed to be spokeswoman for a new cosmetic product endorsed by none other than Dan Brown, tentatively called "The Sacred Feminine Deodorant Spray."

The Sacred Feminine Deodorant Spray

Have the confidence of a Goddess, even on your not-so-fresh days.



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