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May 02, 2006

NYT Publisher/Nepot/Drooling Incompetent Pinch Sulzberger: "If You're Deaf, Please Respond To This Audio Prompt"

And if you're a deaf-mute, don't be shy about speaking up.

I mean, really. Genius.

The NYT's price chart looks like a graph of Billy Joel's reaction times after having some "fruit juice" before a Sunday drive.

Sulzberger really intends to spend more time trying to fix his dying company, but he already has so many commitments to the CERNE laboratory in Geneva, where's he's on call 24/7 for emergencies when the particle accelerator malfunctions, and scientists need him to split atoms... with his mind.

Thanks to JohnS.


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