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May 01, 2006

"Undocumented Americans" Take Jobs... From Our Nation's Children

Let's call them "undocumented Americans." They went from "illegal immigrants" to "undocumented workers;" why not just jump a step ahead and acknowledge them as Americans who haven't finalized their paperwork?

Anyway, as "undocumenated Americans" attempt to coerce actual, documented Americans on this communist holiday, it's interesting to examine the alleged jobs that "Americans just won't do."

A couple of weeks ago Newsbusters featured this interesting article about "jobs that documented Americans won't do." It seems that undocumented Americans are doing jobs that adult Americans usually won't do -- dishwasher, landscaper, grocery bag-boy and stockboy, etc. -- but that documented American teenagers used to do.

And now they're unemployed at near-record numbers.

Shock! The Country Hasn't Degenerated Into Mad Max Highway Barbarism Yet! Update Karol dares to leave her apartment on this scary day, and finds that, gee willickers, life seems to be going on just fine without the undocumented Americans.

Michelle Malkin has a big update on The Day America Died For Five Seconds And Then Revived Itself Healthy And "Refreshed."

It turns out the "jobs Americans just won't do" aren't really all that critical to the US economy after all.



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