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Dow Approaches All-Time HighJohnny Coldcuts' prediction of Dow 12,000 by July may have been too cautious. Stock prices soar; those seeking to buy stocks must do so at all-time high prices; women, minorities hardest hit: Without much fanfare... Really? The MSM isn't trumpeting the Bush Boom as it did the Clinton Boom? Well blow me over with a feather. ... the Dow Jones Industrial Average is closing in on its all-time high, set at the beginning of 2000 before Americans became disenchanted with stocks and turned to real estate. At some point, you would imagine that simple shame would compel the media to actually do their jobs and report the news -- and just as loudly and insistently as they did under Clinton. Of course, that's before the shocks of the 2000 election and 9/11 ramped up partisanship throughout the nation, especially our fair and balanced press corps. This is not the economic boom you're looking for. "This isn't the economic boom we're looking for." It's the worst economy since Herbert Hoover. "It's the worst economy since Herbert Hoover." Nothing to see here; drive on. "Nothing to see here; drive on." The Media Mind Trick. ![]() You betcha, sweetie. Thanks to John for the pic. By the way, a lot of people send the link to the Busted Tees "More Cowbell" t-shirt. Yes, I know about it. | Recent Comments
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