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May 12, 2006

The Night Of Long Knives

Sorry for the Nazi reference to the purge that took out a lot of the Brown Shirt leadership, but, hey, a lot of people who deserved to get killed got what was coming to them. (True, other monsters profited from their deaths, but let's be glass-is-half-full type people.)

I'm a bit tired of the trolls. Nominations, please! We're going to have a Big Bastard Ballsuckin' Blowout Bonanza Banning here.

Name and thread, people. Name and thread.

Just help me find the miscreants and I'll send them off.

By the way... I'm sick of the bigger liberal bloggers' game. They will not link to your post-- as they don't want to send you the traffic. Instead, they link to a smaller liberal blogger who quotes from you (and does provide the link), but this is "slinking," or "shit-linking," not giving someone an actual link, just laundering it, if you will, through a smaller, friendlier liberal site.

The result is that little traffic is actually sent to me.

HOWEVER, the biggest mouths -- the trolls, the flamers, the douchemonkeys, the long-term unemployed, the shut-ins, etc. -- do make their way over to bait the readers on this site.

No, I'm not going to allow that to happen. Sorry. If a big liberal site wants to pick a fight with me, that site can link me directly, and I'll accept the consequent trolling and baiting as the price of doing inter-partisan blog traffic business.

But I'm not going to accept links from dinky little blogs and no appreciable spike in traffic with the attendant mass-infestation of liberal trolls.

Sorry, jerkoffs, either link me or don't, but don't try to deny me readers while sending over your most annoying Choad Warriors.

Three down so far, by the way.

Deputies? This is a pain in the ass, but let me play Tom Sawyer and also say painting the fence is lots of fun; would you like to try it?

If anyone who's a long-term commenter and who isn't just plain nuts wants the power to ban IP's, or to delete the comments of Pretend Marine Tough Guy, who seems impossible to ban, let me know.

Three down: Liberal Agitator, JM, and Benjoya.

Her name was RIO and she danced upon the sand, just like a douchetool who's found she's just been banned...

Buh-bye to Guy.

Net Zero? Not Here-oh.

Robert, clobbered(t).

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