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May 12, 2006

They Don't Get It

First is was the Red Scare now it's the Islamic Scare. The more things change ....

Yep. The more things change.

Things changing, like, I don't know, this:

Yes, Net Zero, we are all so easily manipulated and fearful that we collectively imagined the destruction of the WTC and the death by jet-fuel holocaust of 2800 innocent lives.

Karl Rove is a master illusionist, like Shiwan Khan from The Shadow, and the World Trade Center is in fact still standing-- he's just creating the mass-illusion that it's no longer there, as the Monolith Building was hidden from the public.

We're all just imagining this "fictitious" threat, and these "fictitious" charred remains we pulled out of the wreckage of the WTC that didn't resemble human beings so much as they resembled barbeque briquettes.

Only brave and perceptive souls like yourself are able to see through this mask of illusion that Rove has slipped over our world.

Well done, sir.

And if you ever goddamned suggest that the loss of 2800 Americans (and other innocents) was just a "scare" we're all "overreacting to" when I'm within earshot, you'll be looking for your teeth three blocks north of Queer Street.

That's not blog-muscles talking; that's an actual threat.

Hey, Pussy: Meet me in the Main Concourse of World Trade Center One, okay?

You can find that on any pre-2002 map, feller.

If you have trouble finding it, email me, and we'll make other plans. Mmmm-kay?


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