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May 25, 2006
Stuff William Jefferson Said, Vol. I
Dave in Texas purchased this tome of important quotations recently.
It arrived bound in sumptuous ostrich leather, with gilt-edged pages and a silvery ribbon page-marker woven from the softest hairs on Don King's head.
A notable excerpt:
That is not money. That is frozen halibut. They look like that when you freeze em, they fish dammit. Big damn fish.
Indeed!
The words ring as true today as the day he so famously uttered them.
Thanks to skinbad, whose son's nickname translates to "Evil, With Meat" in English.*
*I swear this is true.
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