Questions Submitted To "Ask PETA"

Sounds like something you morons could have some fun with.

4) Our dog used to bark every time someone rang the doorbell. We were able to stop him by kicking him in the balls as hard as we could every time he did it. Problem is, we can’t see his balls anymore. I think we can get them to pop back out of his abdomen if we hold his head under water. My dad wants to just kick him in the ass until they fall back down. Which do you think will work?

They're all good.

An exhibition: Write a good question for PETA -- and here's the part where you morons will half-ass it -- and then actually submit it for their consideration. (That's "Ask Carla," PETA's "kindness consultant," but I think that's what Potfry is talking about.

Post your good ones here, if you like.

Thanks to Brett, but not Brett Weir, because that guy's an asshole.

posted by Ace at 03:01 PM

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