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May 22, 2006

"Paradise Now" Director To Take On 9/11 "Paranoia"

They just loved his new pitch! It's got Christians as crazy, backward-thinking villains! It's gonna be huge-- Da Vinci huge!

So, the guy whose last movie basically justified Middle Eastern terrorism is now going to instruct us that there is no Middle Eastern terrorism, so we should all just stop being silly and chalk up the occasional suicide-bombing to "cultural exuberrance."

Robert Langdon was frequently surprised that most Christians were unaware that the term "complete f'n' douche-bag" was made up of four parts -- "complete," meaning "total" or "utterly," "f'n'," a made-up word whose origins cannot be guessed at, "douche," from the Latin ducere, meaning "to shower or spritz," and "bag," meaning "something you carry around douche-fluid in." This guy doesn't realize what a complete f'n' douche-bag he is, he grinned to himself, and then wondered if he would get to sit next to Dan Brown at next year's Oscars.



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