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May 03, 2006

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers: "I'm Just Not Attracted To Women!"

What a shock:

never found any of his co-stars attractive, because actresses are never as sexy in the flesh as they are in magazines. Despite working with ANGELINA JOLIE and SCARLETT JOHANSSON, the Irish heart-throb has never been tempted. ...

"These women are much more beautiful in magazines than they'll ever be in real life. They're all airbrushed. I'm not sure that I fancy movie stars. I'm not sure that turns me on."

I don't think he's gay; I just think he finds all women rather pedestrian when compared to the blaze of his own prettiness.

When last we heard from the self-infatuated douchecannon, he was praising himself for all the hard work he'd done to become a star, said hard work consisting of being spotted by a talent agent and immediately offered a big contract and lots of work showing off his cheekbones.

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