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May 24, 2006

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I'm pretty sure this guy is some kind of a superhero.

Police said Tuesday 41-year-old Vidmantas Sungaila registered 7.27 grams per liter of alcohol in his blood repeatedly on different devices after he was pulled over Saturday for driving his truck down the center of a two-lane highway 60 miles from the capital, Vilnius.

Lithuania's legal limit is 0.4 grams per liter.

"This guy should have been lying dead, but he was still driving. It must be an unofficial national record," Saulius Skvernelis, director of the national police traffic control service, told the AP. "He was of high spirits and grinning the whole time he was questioned."


The lesson here is that attaining a lethal level of alcohol in your bloodstream without actually dying is possible with practice and long term training.
Don't give up on your dreams, kids.

Thanks to skinbad, whose wife pole-vaults into bed each evening.


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