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May 30, 2006

The Grand Unified Theory of Crazy

1. 9/11 Conspiracy Theories.

2. The, um, theory that the world is controlled by a cabal of shapshifting reptillian vampiric/satanic Jewish space-aliens.

In a you've got your chocolate in my peanut butter sort of genius synthesis, a delicious confection of crazy is invented.

several months ago i was doing some reading on a possible alliance that has been in exsistance with the military government and an alien race. i call this race the Anunnaki. (i could talk hours about who the Anunnaki are, but i'll just say they're an alien race believed to have visited earth thousands of years ago, and still mildly remain here today.) the alliance is thought to be this. the aliens agree only to abduct a number of humans for their experiments. in exchange the aliens give those in the know technology. this has sed to have been going on since shortly after the roswell crash. to make a long story short ... i'm under the impression that its possible that all the passengers on the planes were offered up as payment to the Anunnaki in exchange for some greatly advanced technology. what technology ... i dont know, but something big, something that would be considered a valueable asset to those wanting to control the masses.

That's from the threads at a goofball site called "Loose Change," a nutroots sort of blog with a heavy emphasis on insanity.

If that sounds crazy, then you'll have to check out the "debunking" of that theory, by someone who proposes something... well, equally as crazy, if not more crazy.

How Karl Rove and Jesse MacBeth fit into all this is not quite clear. But I'm sure they fit in there somewhere.


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