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May 03, 2006
Mr. T Gets New Show: "I Pity The Fool"
Where he goes around the country dispensing advice and inspiration.
Mr. T says the "T" stands for "Talking."
No, I'm not kidding.
His advice will fall into four broad categories:
* Don't be a fool, stay in school.
* Don't hang out with thugs, stay off of drugs.
* Burgess Meredith deserved exactly what he got.
* If life gives you lemons, get captured and imprisoned in a garage with loads of tools and big vehicles and build yourself an armor-plated war-thresher to make lemonade.