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May 22, 2006
Tape Shows William Jefferson Taking $100,000 Bribe From Informant
Nothing to see here, folks. He's a Democrat.
Robert Langdon was always surprised at how few Christians realized that paper money was an invention of the bankers of the Hanseatic League, who were the inheritors of the proto-banking system devised by the Knights Templar, created to settle large transactions between nations and the wealthiest of noblemen, and thus has always been a symbolic signifier of wealth.
And also, a symbolic signifier of money. Strangely enough, few Christians grasped that the innocent exchange of paper money was actually a symbolic transference of real value from one person to another.
In fact, Robert Langdon was frequently surprised at how dumb-stupid all Christians were, who seemed to know so little about their own false religion, and failed to grasp that the One True Religion consisted of worshipping the picture of a nude Aphrodite on page 84 of Deities & Demigods. Hubba-hubba! What a rack on her! And a belly-button you could eat Cheetos out of.
Thanks to Brad, who's wondering if anyone bothers to knock anymore as he gazes at that picture in his bathroom.