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Unexpectedly, A.B. Stoddard Spirals Into an Emotional Maelstrom Over Trump Again, This Time About the Shutdown aka The New Holocaust
A few weeks ago she was on the verge of literal tears trying to deal with the Outrageous Outrage of Trump's announced Syria withdrawal.
Science: Women Prefer "Woke" Men to be Their Shopping Buddies When They're Buying Sexy Underwear to Excite the Sexist Men They Want to Bang
The headline is sillyfied, but there are actual studies showing that women would rather bang a traditionally masculine guy than a #Woke guy
Article gotten from Yellow Flash's video
"Deep Blue," Maybe the Largest Known Great White Shark, Photographed Off of Hawaii
It's a big shark but I'm spoiled by Hollywood exaggeration. I think about Jaws, which ate not one but two fuckin' boats, then look at this shark, and think, "What a little pussy. I could probably take him."
Electric F-150 "In the Works"
Hey, if this pans out, maybe a single DC resident and/or media worker will be able to say "Yes" to John Ekdahl's question, "Do you know a single person who owns a truck?"
Matt and Mega From Keto Connect Respond to Jillian Michaels' Ignorant Claims About the Keto Diet
I like the part where she goes "Sure, it helps you lose weight, and sure, it can reverse diabetes, and sure, it can reverse PCOS, and that's horrifying for some reason"
She also then says that autophagy is a bad thing. I don't understand what the hell she's talking about.
Ironically, or perhaps inevitably, the renewed interest in the low-carb/keto diet was ignited by New York Times article noting that her weight management plan, as demonstrated on The Biggest Loser, is a massive failure, because almost every contestant (90%!) from the Biggest Loser has gained all the weight back (and some have gained even more). As a former contestant of the show says, "That's why you never see a Biggest Loser reunion show-- they don't want to show how fat we all are again."
Kurt Schlichter Brings It!
We Need To Retoxify Masculinity Let’s be clear: My pronouns are “he,” “his,” and “stop being creepy weirdos.” [CBD]
Thought Leader Ben Shapiro Figures Out That Maybe the Leftwing Are Not Our Very Good Friends At All and Perhaps Have More Malign Ambitions Than They Freely Admit
The conservative movement is in the very best of hands.
Hey, maybe ineffectual clown Ben Shapiro should once again deploy his standard Hammer Meets Imaginary Nail "solution" to everything and Challenge Them to a Debate. That should fix everything.
"What I've Learned" Vid on the Healthfulness of an All (or Mostly) Animal-Based Diet as Well as Ketosis
The interview subject, Amber O'Hearn, is a "radical carnivore" who recommends eating no plants at all.
The FBI’s ‘Trump treason’ probe flunked civics
"The FBI took it upon itself to determine whether the president of the United States is a threat to national security. No one had ever before thought that this was an appropriate role for the FBI, a subordinate agency in the executive branch, but President Trump isn’t the only one in Washington trampling norms." [CBD]
Have you ever woken up feeling like you were beaten up in your sleep or maybe that you texted a stranger in one of those Gay Beat-Up Clubs?
I feel like someone came in during the night and rufied me and then beat me up with a pillowcase filled with oranges. Advil isn't fixing it. Usually commenters tell me to drink water and electrolytes and that's often good advice so I'm doing that.
But there's also the chance that it really is because I Sleep-Texted to a Hot Thug in a Gay Beat-Up Club.
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