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October 13, 2015

Newest Feminist Crisis: Sports Jerseys Are Not Made in Women's Sizes

This feminist wanted to buy an Eli Manning sports jersey -- and was aghast to find there were no women's sizes. Women usually bought children's sizes, she was told.

But it gets worse -- because Women of Size (WoS), that is, XL women, cannot fit into child's sizes. So they have to buy men's jerseys, which actually fit them fine.But they're marked as "Men's sizes" which therefore denies the female gender exists entirely. Or something.

I hope you'll all join me in staging a candlelight vigil tonight.

This madness must end.


By the way: It turns out you can buy women's sports jerseys. But most stores don't carry them (because most women don't buy them), so they sell them online.

But this is also a horror on par with the Holocaust, or whatever happened in Armenia.



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