Hillary Clinton Admits She's a Robot Open Thread

I didn't want to link this because it's not really fun when the target of the joke is in on the joke.

But Hillary Clinton is now making "robot" jokes about herself.

She also continues talking about her drinking problem, that is, the problem drinking she is known for.

After being asked why she doesn't sweat, she answered:

HILLARY CLINTON: You guys are the first to realize that I'm really not even a human being. I was constructed in a garage in Palo Alto a very long time ago. People think that, you know, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, they created it. Oh no. I mean, a man whose name shall remain nameless created me in his garage.

ANOTHER ROUND: Are there more of you?

HILLARY CLINTON: I thought he threw away the plans, at least that’s what he told me when he programmed me --that there would be no more. I’ve seen more people that kind of don’t sweat, and other things, that make me think maybe they are part of the new race that he created: the robot race.

ANOTHER ROUND: So there' a cyborg army is what you’re saying.

HILLARY CLINTON: But you have to cut this, you can’t tell anybody this. I don't want anybody to know this. This has been a secret until here we are in Davenport, Iowa, and I’m just spillin' my electronic guts to you.

ANOTHER ROUND: And without bourbon.

HILLARY CLINTON: Without any bourbon. Yeah. That's why I have to wait 'til the end of the day.

Does she though? And what is the "end" of the "day," anyway? Some might say the day begins to die at one minute after noon.

Buzzfeed Editors and Hillary Clinton trying to be funny -- isn't that just wonderful.

Open Thread.

posted by Ace at 05:36 PM

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