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October 03, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (3 Oct 2015)

I thought I would just throw this out there before the climate change crowd says the flooding in the Carolinas is because of rising CO2 or something. Hell or high water: the flood of 1916.


Illegal Alien Crime Numbers

Here are some numbers on crimes committed by illegal aliens. Funny we don't see the President pontificating on this violence.

approximately 11.7 million illegal immigrants account for about 13.6 percent of all crimes committed in the country. Nearly 12 percent of murder sentences are credited to illegal immigrants, as well as 20 percent of kidnapping sentences and 16 percent of drug trafficking sentences.

Additionally, there are about 2.1 million legal or illegal immigrants living in the US with criminal convictions that are either in prison and being paid for by the American taxpayer or living free.

And each year, approximately 900,000 legal and illegal immigrants are arrested, while another 700,000 are released from prison.


I'm sure the true number is higher. You're still more likely to be killed by a drunk drivin' illegal than someone with a gun.

Bathroom Issues

This is what happens when you coddle mental disorders and attempt to mainstream them. California mom claims REI booted her for complaining about a man in the girls restroom.

Related. Is it sexual assault to force a woman to shower alongside the transgendered?

Terminator/Hungry Like A Wolf

Not quite up to Weird Al's ability.

Jobs Report

Why September's lousy job report isn't surprising.

Labor guesses at a good portion of the jobs it says are created most months. The guesses at these phantom jobs make spring figures look better than they really are and summer figures look worse.
The phantom jobs are those mostly small-business jobs Labor believes have been created - but they can't prove have been created.
Labor adds lots of these phantom jobs in the spring - and less of them in the summer.
In some months, phantom jobs have to be removed. In the September report, for instance, Labor subtracted 34,000 phantom jobs from its total.

ISIS Theme Parks

ISIS have opened two theme parks for young children.

Pop quiz time. How well do you know ISIS?

Figure-8 Racing

Medical Codes

The strangest and most obscure ICD-10 codes.

1. Burn Due to Water Skis on Fire (V91.07X)
2. Other Contact With Pig (W55.49X)
3. Problems in Relationship With In-Laws (Z63.1)
4. Sucked Into Jet Engine (V97.33X)
5. Fall On Board Merchant Ship (V93.30X)
6. Unspecified Place in Prison as the Place of Occurrence of the External Cause (Y92.149)
7. Opera House as the Place of Occurrence of the External Cause (Y92.253)
8. Prolonged Stay in Weightless Environment (X52.XXX)
9. Struck By Turkey (W61.42XA)
10. Bizarre Personal Appearance (R46.1)

Most Dangerous Cities In America

The most dangerous cities in America.

1. Detroit, Michigan
- Violent crimes per 100,000: 1,989
- 2014 murders: 298
- Population: 684,694
- Poverty rate: 39.3%

The other 9 cities were Memphis, Oakland, St. Louis, Birmingham, Milwaukee, Little Rock, Baltimore, Cleveland, and Stockton. Hmmm. All Democrat bastions no?

Islam In America

Jake Tapper is delusional if he thinks there aren't any muslim-Americans who want to Islamize America.

If Tapper did a little independent research he'd quickly find that America's most respected Islamic leaders and scholars also want theocracy, not democracy, and even advocate trading the Constitution for the Quran.

Facebook

Merkel and Zuckerberg caught on live mic conspiring to censor resistance to muslim invasion.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by an illustrated evolution of everyday objects from the early 1900s to the 2010s:

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