Overnight Open Thread (2 Oct 2015)

Time to talk about gun free zones. Yes indeed.

Lone gunmen have a fondness for places where victims won't shoot back.

Peace Prize

Nobel Prize rumors put focus on Kerry-Iran craziness. After Obama got one for just being elected, they might as well do this too. The award means nothing now anyway.

Selfies

Selfies have killed more people this year than sharks.

News Bloopers

Drunk Sailor Story

Not true but entertaining. Sailor did NOT use raccoon to bypass breathalyzer.

Laser Razor

Hmmmm. Using a laser to shave.

In other laser news, supposedly this vagina laser will improve your sex life. It'll only cost $1,150 per treatment and they recommend 3 to 4 of 'em.

VSPOT, a ladies-only spa that recently opened on the Upper East Side, uses a new FDA-approved fractional CO2 laser, dubbed the "FemiLift," to increase circulation and lubrication while tightening the area, all of which can improve a woman’s sex drive, according to VSPOT CEO Cindy Barshop.

More Iconic Movie Quotes

Fast And Furious

Don't seem to recall the President jumping up to the mic to talk about these guns. Two illegal aliens using Fast And Furious weapons (provided by the Obama administration) convicted in killing of Border Patrol agent Brian Terry.

Syria

Russia action in Syria is 'recipe for disaster' says the guy that let Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya fail and whose foreign policy has been a disaster everywhere except for his one victory in giving Iran everything they wanted.

Remote Weapon System

I think I need a few of these for the house. Remote-controlled weapon system augments soldiers on perimeter guard.

While just about any gun system can be mounted on the tower, the two Scott pointed out were fitted with a Browning M-2 50-caliber machine gun and a 338 Lapua sniper rifle.

The weapons can be raised, lowered, rotated by 360-degrees and fired remotely, he said.

Life You Have Left

An interactive chart that tells you the percentage of how many years left you have to live.

Dog Video

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