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Overnight Open Thread (10-21-2015) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]Good evening Horde. I'm glad my 3 children don't listen to Tom Petty. However, their father did. I've learned one thing, and that's to quit worrying about stupid things. You have four years to be irresponsible here, relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due on Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..." So you really want to talk about politics? Lets compare our current president to the choice of the GOPe establishment. ![]() Global warming on your mind? Tax code? Funny how the first boy band had it nailed 49 years ago in 1966. What the hell did the Back Street Boys do? Or Hanson?
There sure have been numerous inventions since the last appearance of the Cubs. Here are just a couple of them that affect baseball directly. The last time the Cubs were in the W.S. there were no television stations let alone cable or dish. The first TV station came 20 years after their last appearance. 1928 saw the creation of WGY Television in Schenectady, NY. KDKA-AM of Pittsburgh broadcasted the first baseball game on August 21, 1921. Think about air travel: 1908 First passenger flight: How many other inventions can you think of? Once a rock 'n roller, always a rock 'n roller. I'm lucky I can make it to the dinner table. We live in small town. So there are a few "different" things that go on. Our neighbor's home's exterior is lit up with lights most of the year. Sometimes I think their back yard is a small landing strip. But since we are half way through October, have you thought about Christmas Lights? Do you know when to hang them and light them? Do you know when to take them down? Yes, Virginia there is a Santa Claus and Christmas Lights Etiquette. ( I refuse to call them Holiday Lights) The holidays bring out the best--and worst--in people. Play nice with the neighbors and maintain good holiday light etiquette. Here's a few tips.
When will the EPA step in? Office pools are illegal or so I've been told. Our world is ruled by the dogs. They even have written rules. Yeah, it's cray-cray. Does this sound familiar to any of you Morons? ![]() A big thank you to our resident Chef, Charlie Brown's Dildo and of course Ace. Be well Morons. Maet will be back soon. Only to taunt us with the happy fun ball and losing lottery ticket numbers. I've heard he has canceled the Yoko Ono Karaoke Night at the Valu-Rite Bar & Grill so that he can be with us. -Misanthropic Humanitarian
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