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"What a Stupid Time to be Alive"That's @johnekdahl's quote, as @daveintexas reminds me. Here is the proof: To protest the campus carry law in Texas, young co-illiterates are carrying dildos, because fake penises are a weapon in the Rape War. Or something. I don't know. They're not known for the rigor of their thinking. "You're carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I'm carrying a HUGE DILDO," Jessica Jin, organiser of Campus (DILDO) Carry, wrote on Facebook. Excuse me, Attention-Seeking Citizen, why would I care? I'm thinking you were already carrying one around, protest or no.
Um, where? Where does the state law of Texas forbid your sexual expression on a college campus, of all places, except in your dreary little peanut-brain? "You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis," she added. You're going to get a CITATION for thinking CAPITAL LETTERS and rote internet ejaculations like HEAVEN FORBID are funny. Moron. But it gets dumber. From @ThePoliticalHat, this tale of the ever-accelerating stupefaction of the typical Westerner, this time in Britain. Where once they were merely dumb, they have romanced stupidity to the point that the only possible consummation is the extinction of the species. A dozen animal rights campaigners stormed a high street fashion store to protest against its faux fur range. This reminds me of a great concept @RussEmerson told me about yesterday: Eiland's Theory of Compensatory Misery." As human society gradually solves the problems of basic survival and reduces the amount of other miseries rooted in the reality of the human condition, the fringe elements of that society feel an increasingly strong compulsion to become obsessively angry about ever more trivial causes to recapture the sense that life is a painful struggle. People who live in crisis invent comforts in their free time; people who live in comfort invent crises. @tmi3rd sends the next tale of humanity forsaken of all its sense. This here feller was burning his garbage in a field. Okay, that's probably illegal, and it's dumb. The fire got out of control, so he tried to put it out by smothering it. That's not so dumb, so far. But the object he chose to smother it with was a gas-powered vehicle itself filled with ammunition. The deputy learned that the owner had been burning garbage in the field and accidentally let the fire get out of control. In an attempt to put the fire out, he drove his van back and forth over the flames. The only not-dumb thing he did was finally realize that pretty much everything in the world was above his level of comprehension, so he did the only smart thing and ran. The owner won't be filing an insurance claim, the police said. "It seems like he's just going to have to take a loss on that vehicle because I don’t think they’re going to cover it," Bazzano said. I reckon not. This isn't super-dumb, just sort of people being as dumb as they usually are. A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper. What are sensationally dumb are Millennials. Here, a Millennial writes an open letter to xer former employee, explaining why xhe quit xisr job after only six months. Here's the original letter; here is the letter with Neal Dewing of the Federalist providing a much-needed response. We know the stereotypes. Millennials never settle down. We're drowning in debt for useless degrees. We refuse to put our phone away. We are addicted to lattes even at the expense of our water bill. As Fletch, pretending to be a man named Poon, once said: "God, I admire you." A nation of Holden Caufields except without the (slightly) above-average intelligence. | Recent Comments
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