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Chico is Leaving It All On the Field A fine example of American Exceptionalism. [CBD]
S.E. Cupp: I Don't Think We Should Be Dunking on My CNN Colleague Michael Avenatti
What a Company Gal! Even Brian Stelter is embarrassed at what a shill she is for CNN. She is the walking embodiment of the Corporate Line. I'll give S.E. Cupp one thing: When you buy her, you own her for life.
By the way, read the replies to get a sense of Cupp's Dumb-Bunny fanclub -- a bunch of conspiratorial lunatics who think this is "all a set-up" arranged by a guy from Gateway Pundit and who have a bad case of lunatic loser hero worship, proclaiming that Michael Avenatti is "too smart for this." So that's Cupp's new demo, and she got it by saying deeply stupid things that made professional rageaholic and propagandist Jeff Zucker smile.
Pitch Meeting: Bohemian Rhapsody
Writing a biopic is super-easy, barely an inconvenience: Just make it all up.
Just as CNN Took Forever to Report on Their Allies Antifa's Menacing of Tucker Carlson, CNN Takes Hours to Report on Their Virtual Correspondent on Trump's Dick, Michael Avenatti
John Sexton Called It: CNN Refused to Run the Story Until They Had the Full Lawyered-Over Bullshit Denial from Their Virtual Permanent Guest Michael "Smack My Bitch Up" Avenatti
CNN Lied in its very headline, claiming this was "Breaking" news when they reported it. No, CNN, it was breaking hours ago. Everyone else had reported it by the time you got your pal's statement. Which turned out to be a not-very-unexpected "I'm like totally innocent and I expect to be fully exonerated or whatever" canned statement. So newsworthy!
I wonder if Chris Cuomo will break out the "Not all punches are bad" defense he used for antifa to cover for his pal Avenatti.
The Soviet Erasure Begins: andycanuck reports: "Ex-Cuomo aide, Juanita Scarlett, has also deleted a now-embarrassing tweet"
Yeah but the many leftwing DC types that slept with him this past year can't erase that shit.
Michael Avenatti Inspirational Message of the Day: "It's not about the size of the man in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the man. Unless he's just decking a broad. In that case, size doesn't really matter either way. Just give her a good pop and you're good to go."
I just got an email: "I like this Avenatti's style. Real ship-shape and squared-away. Do you think he'd like to see a Phil Collins concert with me?" It's from a guy named Patrick Bateman. I don't know him. But pass on the message if you see Slappy.
LAPD Twitter Feed: We Can Confirm That We Have Arrested Michael "Pimp-Hand" Avenatti on Suspicion of Domestic Violence
#Beatah or #Bette (Italian for "beat" or "hit")
A Women's March chapter declares it will not be #BelievingAllWomen in this case!!!!
Surprisingly enough!!!
Update: Slappy Avenatti's Wife Says It Was NOT Her That Avenatti Beat Up
I don't know if this is real or if she's walking back from a police report she wants to retract. But I guess Slappy might have slapped around a different woman. #Beatah
Have You Signed up for This Year's Weekly Standard Cruise Yet? It's Mid-November and They Still Say "DETAILS COMING SOON"!!!
How soon? There's only like 44 days left in 2018, guys. I'm gonna at least need a two or three days' advance notice to clear up my schedule for a week-long cruise. We're cutting it pretty close.
PS: Ahoy!
PS: TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP FELLAS!!!
Of course the law doesn't apply to her. No surprise here. Mrs. Bernie Sanders won't face charges for fraud. What a crock. [Mis. Hum.]
It's easy to snipe when you're in the minority. Looks like Nancy Pelosi is going to have headaches besides the GOP minority. [Mis. Hum.]
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