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July 20, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"Ever since the election, I see these women on the news marching up and down and wearing their pink pussy hats and hollering obscenities and I think, what are they going to tell their daughters? They'll have stories about the evil Trump and how awful everything was, and how he was Voldemort and Sauron and Satan all rolled into one, and their daughters will ask, well then, what did you do to fight this great evil, did you join the army or take up arms like they did in the American Revolution, or what? And the mothers will say, no, I jumped up and down and shouted that Trump was a Nazi while dressed as a giant twat."



Meanwhile, Across the Pond:

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It's Come To This:

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"Wouldn't it be better if she just
let her kids be kids?"


(Note: This is not a parody, but it's old. It's a story from the UK Mail).



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Whoever did this is a genius.



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