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Dat's Wite Wabbit, It's Time for the ONTHappy Friday everyone! Remember that asshole who tossed the soda in the face of the kid and then stole his MAGA hat? Well, not only did he lose his job and get arrested, but a gal on Twitter turned the tables on him by turning him into a meme - probably not one he will appreciate. ![]() Well done @Beckysoo! Be Kind. Rewind
Netflix’s current streaming catalogue of 3,686 films seems paltry when compared to even the most average Blockbuster, which stocked in the neighborhood of 10,000 titles. Amazon Prime’s streaming library is three times the size of Netflix’s, with 14,214 films now streaming — Amazon also offers an additional 20,265 titles via their rental service for an additional fee. Hulu has less than half as many movies as Netflix with 1,448 titles now streaming. On HBO NOW, that number falls to only 727 films.
Related: This Guy Spots How Movies Recreate Iconic Paintings, And You Probably Didn’t Even Know It Happened With side by side illustrations. Some of these are a reach - anyone cradling a body is going to look like The Pietà (which is stunningly beautiful, BTW. I saw it in Rome a few months ago, and the thought of someone taking an axe to such beauty is infuriating), for example – but others are obviously direct recreations of famous paintings. The Slow Knife
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