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July 02, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"So Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez won her primary and the brain-damaged wing of the Democratic Party is giddy with delight. Finally, they're exulting, here is a real working class hero who bring back the disaffected blue-collar voters who have walked away. Only (a) her upbringing was definitely not working class, (b) she's a full-bore socialist and (c) she hates Israel mightily, like a good prog should. And is not afraid to say so. Probably wants to abolish the ICE and impeach President Trump, too. The Democrats haven't figured out that their ideas don't smell any better just because you put them in a younger, prettier package."

And Now, A Public Service Announcement:

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"Hmmm... Probably not an Econ
major, then."


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Reading the #WalkAway stories on Twitter is lots of fun, but I hate to get my hopes up. I thought PUMA was a thing back in 2012, but look how well that worked out. I learned back then that the internet isn't real life and it tends to give you an exaggerated view of things that turn out to be not that important.

The Shat Trolls the Progs:

Michael Moore Wants To Put His Body On The Line To Stop Trump:

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(h/t The People's Cube)

Yes, But Haven't We All Done This?

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