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JUSTIN SCHMIDT IS an entomologist, and has accordingly been stung by a lot of bugs. So he invented something called the Schmidt sting pain index (named after some guy called Schmidt, apparently), which ranks the pain of insect stings from one to four. Down at one is something like the fire ant, which is so named for a reason, while up at four is the bullet ant, which is so called for a very, very good reason. Read the entire horrifying thing. Next time a woman tells you she doesn't need a man, show her a tarantula hawk. Related: The Thailand Cave Rescue Shows Why Men Are Necessary
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New Jersey Man Finds Wife, Mechanic Lover, Dead in Garage From Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
The article doesn't say what kind of car it was, but I think the husband who found them drove a Plymouth. It says that he left the garage in a Fury. Which makes for a nice segue to..... 4-CHAN THEATRE!
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Starbucks to Eliminate Plastic Straws Globally by 2020 Read the article and you'll see that to combat the nonexistent environmental threat from, um, straws, Starbucks will be introducing the....sippy cup. For adults. I'm NOT kidding about that. Next time you order a coffee from Starbucks, it might be served in your very own sippy cup. Stay tuned to see if they introduce bibs to cut down of laundry pollution. Tonight's ONT brought to you by job opportunities: ![]() | Recent Comments
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