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July 06, 2018

Update: Alleged MAGA-Hat-Stealing, Teenager-Assaulting Thug Kino Jiminez Arrested

Good.

This evening detectives assigned to the Robbery Task Force were able to locate the suspect in the “Whataburger” incident.

Warrant #1653732 was issued for the suspect Kino Jimenez 30 years (Sid# 905396). The aforementioned warrant is for Theft of Person.

Kino Jimenez was located in Universal City, Texas. Universal City police officers took Mr Jimenez into custody without incident.

He was transported to the Robbery Unit to be interviewed by detectives assigned to the case. Mr Jimenez is being transported to the City Magistrate for booking.

Anyone interested in a booking photo is urged to contact the Bexar County Jail for a mugshot.


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