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July 30, 2018

Chuck Schumer: Sleazier Than Most, Dumber Than Most, But Never At A loss For Words!

Sen. Chuck Schumer warns of coming online blueprints for 'ghost guns'

What's a "ghost gun?" Is it an ethereal gun that emerges from the spirit world to terrify unsuspecting children and other gullible people? Is it the spirit of a long-dead gun...forever haunting its owners until it achieves some sort of peace by firing a pretend bullseye?

"I am sounding an alarm that come Aug. 1, America is going to get a lot less safe when it comes to the gut-wrenching epidemic of gun violence," Schumer said. "Ghost guns are not only scary, they're outright dangerous in the way they can mimic the look and the capacity of a hardened, fully semiautomatic weapon."

I don't know what the hell this retard is babbling, but he needs to pick up a dictionary and learn what "mimic" means. Is he suggesting that so-called "ghost guns" are like toy guns, that they mimic real guns for amusement or entertainment?

Oh, and "hardened, fully semiautomatic?" Huh? Is that scarier than a semi-hard, semi-semi-automatic?

Of course this anti-freedom scumbag is throwing out buzzwords and jargon without any interest in precision or accuracy, simply to scare people into agreeing with his fascistic attempts to take our natural right to self defense away from us, courtesy of the power of the government.


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