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July 13, 2018

Burglar Breaks Into Escape Room; Captured After He Can't Figure Out How to Escape

Burglar breaks into escape room, can't figure out how to escape

Police in Washington say a man who broke into an "escape room" on Sunday damaged the room so badly that he couldn't escape.
Rye Wardlaw allegedly broke into Northwest Escape Experience, in Vancouver, Fox 12 reported, citing the Clark County Sheriff's Office.

An owner of the escape room -- a locked room full of puzzles and clues that participants must solve in order to escape --told the news station Wardlaw did so much damage to the business that he couldn't escape after breaking in.

"He apparently didn’t know how to use the lock on the front door and was stuck," Tamara Bertrand said.

From inside the room, Wardlaw reportedly called police and told officials he was calling from the escape room because his own home was being burglarized. While trying to escape, Wardlaw allegedly broke the backdoor handle before calling 911 several times.

Vancouver?

Canada's having a spate of robberies by fuckheaded criminals, aren't they?

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Only We're Allowed to Say Obama Let Putin Take Crimea \| Main \| Open Thread: Die Hard Turns 30 » July 13, 2018 Burglar Breaks Into Escape Room; Captured After He Can't Figure Out How to Escape Burglar breaks into escape room, can't figure out how to escape Police in Washington say a man who broke into an "escape room" on Sunday damaged the room so badly that he couldn't escape. Rye Wardlaw allegedly broke into Northwest Escape Experience, in Vancouver, Fox 12 reported, citing the Clark County Sheriff's Office. An owner of the escape room -- a locked room full of puzzles and clues that participants must solve in order to escape --told the news station Wardlaw did so much damage to the business that he couldn't escape after breaking in. "He apparently didn’t know how to use the lock on the front door and was stuck," Tamara Bertrand said. From inside the room, Wardlaw reportedly called police and told officials he was calling from the escape room because his own home was being burglarized. While trying to escape, Wardlaw allegedly broke the backdoor handle before calling 911 several times. Vancouver? 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