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July 14, 2018

Weird News Dump

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Good morning. Or at least 'mornin.

Let's take a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

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It takes all kinds, I guess. Really. h/t Anonosaurus Wrecks.
Once upon a time I was 13 and curious. Never this curious.
Will the alligator have a rap sheet?
Call me old fashioned. I got down on a knee.
Quite the Police Force you have there.
No cause of death listed? What about terminal dumb shit?
Guess what state AtC isn't moving to?
Soccer sucks and so does this marriage.
European justice laughable.
Talk about a lack of scouting.
Quite the handyman special.

You folks know the rules, leave the 'ettes ponytails alone. No running with sharp objects and by all means play nice with each other. You can discuss these stories or anything else you want in this open thread.

Have a great weekend!!

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