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July 11, 2018

Nancy Pelosi Has a Very, Very Healthy Brain

Nancy Pelosi forgot Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's name, because that's what people with healthy brains do.

Then she did something else that people with healthy brains do: she began a stupid-simple chant, then forgot what the chant she just started was, and began garbling it.

Because that's what people with healthy brains do.

But people with healthy brains also garble and slur their words. Which she's also doing:

In a recent appearance, she repeatedly slurred her words, saying "soy boyn" instead of "soy bean" and "repoot" instead of "repeat."

The minority leader has also said, "The Constitution does not say that a person can shout... yell 'wolf' in a crowded theater. If you are endangering people, then you dont have a constitutional right to do that."

People with healthy brains also confuse "fire" with "wolf."

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