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Pam Bondi confirmed as AG on close, nearly party-line vote of 54-46
Maybe we can stop voting for all of their lunatics now, huh?
I don't know who the lone Democrat casting a vote for her was, but I would guess it's John Fetterman, who has said that he's open to voting for Trump appointees (including the tough ones like RFKJR. and Tulsi)
Update: yes, it was John Fetterman, whose stroke rebooted his brain into an elevated state

More Cope Files: Delusional stupid leftwing women continue making tik-toks asserting that conservatives are "regretting" their votes for Trump and that we're fighting ourselves to "justify" our votes, given how bad it's all going
They obviously know zero conservatives. What they hear of conservatives comes from Noted Expert on Conservatives Sonny Hostin.
As Cecil says, "Regret our votes? Every morning we wake up and it's another Christmas morning."

CNN tells its brain-damaged viewers that Trump's picks have a 92%-99% chance to be confirmed

Joe Biden Signs With CAA; Ex-POTUS Was With Uberagency From 2017-2020 What's he going to shill for...Depends? [CBD]

Autism Capital
@AutismCapital

NEW: Senator Joni Ernst said that USAID employees claimed they lived in Washington DC to collect higher salaries and expense write offs but actually lives in other locations. This was done with the full supervision and acceptance of their bosses at these Federal agencies.

Dude this is just the bleeding edge of the very tip of the iceberg. There are going to be Church Committee-like investigations with Church Committee-like revelations. People are going to prison. We are going to find out the true Secret History of the United States of America.

Susan Collins announces "yes" on Tulsi Gabbard
Lindsey Graham announced he's a "yes" on Gabbard and also on RFKJr. and Kash Patel. Though we mostly assumed that, because he's a Deep State operative who keeps his cover as a "Trump supporter" up-to-date

Jack Straw recommends today's press conference as highly entertaining

Daily Mail has the January cable ratings. Lowest in history in the coveted 25-54 demographic for both CNN and MSNBC.

Posted by: one hour sober

Plastic surgery practice dummy and clownwhore Kathy Griffin whines that Harris could have won if only Taylor Swift had done an event with her
It's only abortion and celebrity mesmerism with these (literal) bozos

A lowlight reel of Chuck Todd's nastiest partisan hackery, from Black Conservative Perspective

More embarrassing questioning of Biden's completely unqualified DEI nominee to head the FAA (before he was forced to withdraw)

The Cope Files: Theater kids who are gay on a molecular level are now singing Songs of the Resistance

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Well you can take it as a warning
Or take it any way you like
The lightning, the thunder
You never know where it's gonna strike-ike-ike

Space Ice: Madam Web

Right Angle News Network
@Rightanglenews

BREAKING -- The plane crash in DC has been declared a "mass casualty event."

Karoline Leavitt acknowledges the crash
Update: It was an American Airlines plane (a regional jet, they say) that hit a Blackhawk helicopter

Trump signs the Laken Riley act into law; a reporter asks him to talk about the federal grant freeze

A plane crashed into a helicopter over Reagan National Airport in DC; search and rescue operation underway in Potomac River
Sounds bad.
Update: video of the crash

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

#BREAKING: Meta and Mark Zuckerberg have agreed to pay President Trump $25 MILLION for unjustly suspending his account in 2021

$22 million of that will go toward Trump's Presidential Library

So now, ABC and Meta alone have funded Trump's library to the tune of $37 MILLION

Polls & Shmolls Update:

Political Polls
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NEW Party Favorability poll (Net)
Republican's: -2
Democrat's: -26
New high for Republicans
Quinnipiac

Voicemails released in escalating Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni dispute

Recent Comments

Joe Mannix (Not a cop!): "Eugene Vindman is now crying that Trump is persecu ..."

Nightwatch: "And WOW...here we have OBAMA back in the thread as ..."

"Perfessor" Squirrel: "I think of deep state like it is T-1000, mimetic p ..."

Miklos , cautionary: " I think of deep state like it is T-1000, mimetic ..."

Dr. Claw: "350 'I'm pretty shocked he's not getting the inte ..."

You Really Don't Want to Know: "Obama's momma Her parents worked for the CIA in ..."

Scarymary: "I am a week from 59, and I look like Wilford Briml ..."

AlaBAMA: "BearClaw is doing all the work for Trump. I love i ..."

Ian S.: "For those who didn't see it in the firehose today, ..."

Auspex: " Eugene Vindman is now crying that Trump is perse ..."

[/i][/i][/b][/b]Christopher R Taylor[/i][/i][/b][/b]: "[i]Agreed. I just don't want to know what's in her ..."

ChristyBlinkyTheGreat: "I think AG Pam Bondi first needs to go after the c ..."

Bloggers in Arms

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)