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Why does Microsoft, through its Bing browser think that this product should be advertised to me? [CBD]

Funny look at California leadership right now. (AI video) [dri]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the Los Angeles fires and the culpability of the Democrat/Progressive complex, Deportation as a perfectly acceptable policy, and whether Carter was the worst president!

Defamation mafia CNN actually bothers to fact-check Biden's claim he would've won had he stayed in the race: "It's flat-out bonkers"

Richmond, VA Water Crisis: Water Distribution being carried out via "Equity" . Illegal Aliens given priority over black and white citizens. [dri] (8 min mark)

Victory Girls: Latrine John-Pissoir is the most incompetent spokeswoman in American history

New York Post Editorial: Those who covered up Biden's senility and illegally ran the government themselves for the past four years must be named, shamed, and arraigned
That last part is my bit, which I like.

Jury voir dire in $1 Billion CNN/Jake Tapper defamation suit leads to sweet vindication -- at least six of the potential jurors think CNN makes up "fake news," only two of them have ever heard of Jake Tapper
Thanks to @alexthechick
They'd have heard of him if they ever posted anything critical of CNN on Jake's real platform, Twitter

Thune: Hegseth has the votes to be confirmed SecDef
Also, Trump told two "no" votes on Johnson that they're "being ridiculous" and stepping all over the agenda that the country voted for. They changed their votes to "yes."

HISTORIC: Kamala Harris becomes the first woman of color to certify her own election loss before Congress

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 06, 2025

The faces of dirty hoor Kamala and Mike Johnson tell a story

'Member the Summer of Joy?

Reminder: Nasty man and ruinous president Jimmy Carter pushed the RussiaHoax hard, alleging that Trump only won due to "Russian interference"

From Piper, everybody hates Kamala because she's a dirty dirty hoor

The winds of change are coming. [dri]

FBI investigating reports of an effort to bomb SpaceX's Boca Chica Starship facility In an interview Friday, he said he was there on the afternoon of Christmas Eve when an SUV pulled up with five male passengers who rolled down their windows to converse. They said they were from the Middle East. “I said something like, ‘What are y’all here for? ’ and the driver said, ‘Oh, we’re here to blow (Starship) up,’ ” Wehrle said. “I just went stone cold, and he said, ‘Oh, I got you. I was joking.’ ” As the conversation went on, though, Wehrle’s visitors said at least three times they were in South Texas to attack Starship. He reported the incident to SpaceX and the sheriff’s office and said he was contacted later by an investigator.

Podcast: Happy New Year! We discuss the New Orleans Islamic terrorist attack, the stupidity of the current security apparatus, and more!

Exciting war story from Delta Force operator Chris Van Sant, who tells a story about improvising a plan to stop an already-moving boat carrying Islamic foreign terrorists to Iraq. The whole "plan" is made up on the fly, and is mostly carried out by just three special forces operators from three different services. The story ends with Chris Van Sant kinda-sorta bullshitting an admiral into launching a naval barrage.
Worth it!

Election Night, as the taxpayer-funded PBS covered it
Jonathan Capeheart is just a hissing, squealing deflating balloon!

The Capitol Building was struck by lightning tonight (NYE)

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)