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The ONT Tolls For Thee
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Fido Friday: Fetch!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 17, 2025
Pst pst pst
One for the Steeler fans
Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 17, 2025
Porn
Surprisingly enough, the answer is yes. There are content creators who post content on PH that is not sexual at all. I read an interview with one who said they do it because PH pays more for content than Youtube. He claimed that the number of views that earned him $1000 on PH (his video was about math or something) only earned him $600 on YT.
Oh no!
Found the witches
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 17, 2025
Forgot to post this one last month
The perfect woman doesn't exi...
Pro wrestling on the vomit comet
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 17, 2025
This is wild
Train up your child in the way he should go and when he is old he shall not depart from it
Tree
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 17, 2025
Great idea
Doing a little home improvement
Flirting
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Canadians: Why don't you Americans give up your guns?
Americans:
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Taking out the trash
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The ONT Tolls For Thee
Winter Sports Cafe
The CIA Analyst and Traitor Who Leaked Israel's Military Plans to Iran Pleads Guilty in Court
The Left is Now at Its Most Unpopular at Any Time Since the the Cold War
Update: CNN Has Settled With Young
In a "Huge Win," the Woke Corporate Cartel "Net Zero" Stops Operations as Corporations Back Away from Toxic Wokeness
Trump Bashing WaPo Cartoonist -- the First Black American to Win a Pulitzer for Cartooning -- Arrested for Possession of Child S*x Exploitation Materials
Demented Tyrant Biden Now Presumes to Change the Constitiution By His Kingly Pronouncement, Adding an Amendment to the Constitution Via a Tweet
Convicted Disinformation Outfit CNN: Our Finances Are In Tough Shape and If You Hit Us With Major Punitive Damages We Won't Be Able to Cover Hurricanes and Earthquakes for You
CNN Moves Superstar Jim Acosta to a Hot New Time Slot More Worthy of His Towering Stature
BREAKING: JURY FINDS CNN LIABLE
THE MORNING RANT: Buck Shots – January 17, 2025
Winter Sports Cafe
The CIA Analyst and Traitor Who Leaked Israel's Military Plans to Iran Pleads Guilty in Court
The Left is Now at Its Most Unpopular at Any Time Since the the Cold War
Update: CNN Has Settled With Young
In a "Huge Win," the Woke Corporate Cartel "Net Zero" Stops Operations as Corporations Back Away from Toxic Wokeness
Trump Bashing WaPo Cartoonist -- the First Black American to Win a Pulitzer for Cartooning -- Arrested for Possession of Child S*x Exploitation Materials
Demented Tyrant Biden Now Presumes to Change the Constitiution By His Kingly Pronouncement, Adding an Amendment to the Constitution Via a Tweet
Convicted Disinformation Outfit CNN: Our Finances Are In Tough Shape and If You Hit Us With Major Punitive Damages We Won't Be Able to Cover Hurricanes and Earthquakes for You
CNN Moves Superstar Jim Acosta to a Hot New Time Slot More Worthy of His Towering Stature
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THE MORNING RANT: Buck Shots – January 17, 2025
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