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There was an episode of Family Ties where the little baby (who was born and became 5 years old over one summer) was scolded in kindergarten for refusing to share his toys. This horrified Alex P. Keaton, who subscribed to a rule of strict property rights and shared Ayn Rand's fondness for selfishness. So he printed up a t-shirt reading "I KNOW WHAT'S MINE" and dressed his baby brother in it.

This shepherd must be a fan of that episode.

When your friend invites you over to play but doesn’t let you touch their toys.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/91nwsj0NFk
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 29, 2024

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