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Quick Hits: Strong Empowered Divorcees of Color EditionKamala Harris was all smiles and affection for her 'beloved' second gentleman Doug Emhoff in the immediate aftermath of her crushing presidential election defeat. First of all, LOL at the thought that she'll be running for any major office again. Second of all, LOL at the question of whether Doug "Slugger" Emhoff is an asset or liability.
There is only one question for Kamala: Does Doug "bring the D"? And there is only one answer: Based on appearances and his history of being openly cucked by car valets, no, Doug does not bring the D. He couldn't bring the D if you filled a basket with D and had four strong men carry it for him. Kamela is going to be unburdened by what has been. But that's not all the wonderful goss I have for you. The rumor, the exquisite rumor, that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are getting divorced was spread more widely by Meghan McCain in a podcast. I realize that Meghan McCain is not exactly a trustworthy source. But let me have this, damnit!!! Conservative commentator Meghan McCain and Puck senior political correspondent Tara Palmeri poured fuel on the fire of the rumor that former President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle Obama are getting divorced in an episode of the former's podcast released on Wednesday. Yeah, this communist power couple are "America's Sweethearts." Megyn Kelly alluded to this rumor in one of her bitchy gossip seshes -- no judgment, I listen to them -- with that woman from the Daily Mail. Palmeri went on to note that the former first couple had made an Instagram post celebrating their anniversary, causing McCain to interject and declare that it was "a very weird photo, though, of her." The photo they're talking about is below. It shows the couple, who are obviously very much in love, sitting as far apart as possible while still technically being seated at the same table and grimacing for the photo like they're hearing their biopsy results. And boy howdy, Michele sure got all dolled-up for her anniversary, huh? This is important to me. I want ol' Baracky to be able to live as his Authentic Gay Self in his winter years. Shave the beard, fly the flag that's weird. I need to know that Barack Obama's face is catching more cock than Frank Perdue.
John Harwood @JohnJHarwood Perfect. Remember, the media selected him to "moderate" a Republican primary debate. Mark Halperin notes the Democrats are leaderless. And Barack Obama was never really a leader, and certainly hasn't been for a decade. They don't know which issues to prioritize or fight for. Having no leader also means, I'd add, they have no one in authority to tell them, "You have to let 'protecting criminal illegals' go, it's killing you." The Democrat Party is a party of cowardice and cultishness and dares not repudiate any of its woke lunatics. We are all freed from #Cancellation by the campus lunatics, but the Democrat Party is not. They're still prisoners. They have no courage. And without a leader with courage stepping up to lead them, they will continue to be dominated by their wokest, most racist, most trans-supremacist, most DEI, most pro-Hamas, most pro-mental-illness members. Some angry muttering by 80-year-old James Carville isn't enough. Needling by brokedown old libertine Bill Maher isn't enough. They need someone in high elected office to rise up and have Sista Soulja moment. Incredibly, Transgender Simon Phoenix says it will be just horrible, and result in bullying and rapes, if "transgender women" are placed in male prisons. And yet Transgender Simon Phoenix denies that "transgender women" will bully or rape actual women if placed in women's prisons!
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