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January 09, 2025

DEI In a Fire: LA's Obese Female Assistant Fire Chief Says, No, I'm Not Able to Carry Your Husband Out of a Fire, But If You Think About It, Isn't That His Fault?

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I was going to cover the DEI hiring imperative in California tomorrow, but now I have to cover it today. It just won't wait. This BBW Bouncing Betty just forced my hand.

This is the ultimate in DEI: A morbidly-obese entitled woke woman telling you that if she's not able to perform the tasks required by her job, that's your fault, not hers.

You're the one who got yourself into a burning building, after all. Don't blame her if she's too weak and out-of-shape to carry your husband out of the blaze.

Die in a fire, White Man! Take that, Patriarchy!


Unless the fire is made of Twinkies and McRibs, I don't see this arrogant woke feminist being a positive addition to the force. She looks like she's 2, 2 1/2 bills, depending on her height.

"No physical standards have been relaxed in order to achieve DEI hiring goals," said the 300 pound female Assistant Fire Chief who admits she is incapable of carrying an unconscious man out of a fire.

The important thing is that Women of Size can "see themselves" in the fire department! Who cares if they're unable to even climb a ladder without the need of medical oxygen?

It's just obese lesbians from stem to stern:


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Scott Jennings triggered the leftwing CNN panel, including, especially, the embarrasinly stupid and racist Jasmin Crocket, by pointing out the left has pressured California fire departments to stop hiring "white men" and instead hire fat lesbian WOCs:


Via Twitchy: In 2017, Adam Carolla testified that it took seven years for him to even get scheduled for the entrance exam after he applied to be a firefighter in California.

He asked a black woman how long it took her to get her chance for the entrance exam: She said "Wednesday." Meaning, she'd gotten the interview in less than a week.

Adam Carolla's testimony here.

"It is very important for me to see myself reflected in the fire department," said ReRun from What's Happening.

Bonus:

Joe Biden shows that he's perfectly lucid and in command:

Thanks to Boss Moss for the headline help!

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