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January 04, 2025

Substitute Saturday ONT - January 4, 2025 [TRex]

[Photo: A-12 at the US Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama]

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A modest ONT in content at the last minute is still an ONT. Go forth and bloviate. Just don't make a mess of the place.

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Augie Busch is getting older and feeling his mortality. He calls the Pope and says he would like to make a big donation to the Catholic Church. He suggests $100 million.

A: But, just one small favor. Can you change "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily beer"?

P: Well, Augie, we appreciate the generosity, but we just can't do that.

A: How about for a $200 million donation?

P: That would be very generous, but we can't do it.

A: How about $500 million?

P: (leans over to the Cardinal standing next to him): How long does our contract with Pillsbury run?

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Good night Horde! Over and out.
TRex

posted by Open Blogger at 11:20 PM

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