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Victory AT ONT!Howdy folks! Welcome to Thursday night. I saw this cartoon yesterday, and boy does it ring true.
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Our home, our nation, our great civilizational dream, is something you must, at the very least, embrace, believe in, and join. We chose to base it on thoughts, ideals, and beliefs, instead of genetics, but that was our call. If you can't even go along with that loose restriction, what the hell are you doing here? You don't get to show up and hang out without believing and participating, just because you brought samosas. We are the United States of America. We may have chosen to be liberal about what unites us, but if you are not united to us, if you don't think and act as one of us, then you don't make the cut. If perhaps you think that the requirement of shared identity is still too stringent, and you would like to live in a nation made from small racial enclaves sharing an economic zone, you could make your own country and try that as a separate experiment. Buy some land in southwest Asia. Build your multicultural paradise. You could call it "Ethniklashistan".
The 14th Amendment does not confer automatic citizenship. This is a good article, that clearly lays out the case. Frankly, it's what I've always said, and on the merit of the facts and a clear reading of the text it's a no-brainer, but I have no confidence SCOTUS will rule that way. Our argument is straightforward. The text of the 14th Amendment contains two requirements for acquiring automatic citizenship by birth: one must be born in the United States and be subject to its jurisdiction. The proper understanding of the Citizenship Clause therefore turns on what the drafters of the amendment, and those who ratified it, meant by “subject to the jurisdiction thereof.” Was it merely a partial, temporary jurisdiction, such as applies to anyone (except for diplomats) who are subject to our laws while they are within our borders? Or does it instead apply only to those who are subject to a more complete jurisdiction, one which manifests itself as owing allegiance to the United States and not to any foreign power?
Musk dismissed the accusations on X: “Frankly, they need better dirty tricks. The ‘everyone is Hitler’ attack is sooo tired.”
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You can scour the Founding documents all day and find very little support for government-by-executive-order. It was not supposed to be this way. It should not have to be this way. The President under the Constitution has a very limited role.
Navy Says It Won’t Repeat Cruiser Upgrade Blunder With Destroyer Modernization 2.0 Effort
As the U.S. Navy proceeds with modernizing its Flight IIA Arleigh Burke class destroyers with advanced electronic warfare, radar and combat systems upgrades, the head of the so-called DDG Modernization 2.0 program said the service has learned lessons from its deeply troubled Ticonderoga class cruiser modernization efforts, and several guardrails are in place to avoid similar pitfalls.
Cruise passengers horrified as workers parade around while dressed as ‘KKK members’ Cruise staff seemingly dressed up as white supremacist Ku Klux Klan (KKK) members during a Christmas-themed event, horrifying passengers as they marched by the swimming pool. P&O Cruises Australia issued an apology after footage surfaced online of a group of eight staff walking through the pool deck of the ship wearing their white cleaning uniforms and pointy hats When I went on a cruise, my favorite events were the all you can eat lobster night, the adults only bar and hot tub on the fantail and the nightly cross burning. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Muppets:
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