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Speaking of Witch's Hexes, Jenny Nicholson/Millennial Falcon Buys Three Books of Witchcraft and Tries Casting Some Spells
If racism has now ended, you can thank her. If not, she wasted 40 bucks at Amazon.
New #FakeNews Star Trek Show Drops the F-Bomb Twice
Fuck: The Final Frontier. How our horizons have shrunk.
Confirmed: The Hodge Twins Are Conservatives znd Hate Liberals
I had an inkling of this on Election Night when they tweeted a non-hysterical tweet about Trump potentially winning. Like they weren't freaking out, and maybe kinda voted for him.
They want us to like them and want to connect with us. Kurt Schlicter says it isn't going to go well. [Mis. Hum.]
Media Upset that Ad Against Ralph Northam Notes Says That "Rape, Kill, Control" is MS-13's Motto, Apparently Unaware that "Rape, Kill, Control" is In Fact MS-13's Motto
We live in a country of Curated Realities. Let's take that to the next logical step and curate our country into several different countries.
Powerful Bomb at Swedish Police Station
Not yet being investigated as terrorism (correcting my misreading that it was being investigated as terrorism)
"The Horse" Magazine Talks About Insulin Resistance -- in Horses
This isn't just some thing I'm making up, guys
BTW, the article fails to fulfill a promise made in the subhed-- it does not discuss at all how to manage insulin resistance in horses. Just that it's a syndrome that exists.
Good News: Lamar Alexander/Patty Murray effort to Revive & Resuscitate Obamacare most likely DOA. Bad News: They might try and sneak it into some sort of year-end Porkulus package. These goniffing momzers have to be watched like a hawk. Link is to Puffington-AOL for what it's worth. [J.J. Sefton]
A Comic Book Pro Shows You How to Draw Harvey Weinstein
Really good channel to subscribe to, by the way. Making me want to try drawing again. He mixes drawing lessons with commentaries about the business and the books he's done. He has a few videos on perspective (which actually made sense to me, for once) and drawing various heroes and villains, like Flash, Batman, and Joker.
Left Boycotting a Small Soda/Pet Supply Chain (Yes, I Realize That Makes No Sense) Because Its Owner Appeared in Photo at Trump's Signing of Order to Allow Health Care to be Sold Across State Lines
This is war. This is a prelude to an actual civil war. I'm sorry if the Salon-Approved Pussies can't wrap their heads around this and just want to surrender so they can get approval from Jon Stewart.
Scientists Get Photographs to Go Along with Gravity Wave Measurements for First Time, as they Document a "Kilonova" Event of Two Neutron Starts Colliding and Becoming One Giant Neutron Star
This might settle the question of "how fast is gravity?" -- assuming the light hit us at about the same time as the gravity waves (as seems likely), then gravity does move at light speed, as generally imagined
Another Great Moment In Mansplaining
It's a good piece about a dumb controversy which I can't bring myself to sum up. Just read it. Or don't. Nothing matters.
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