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Overnight Open Thread (10-31-2013) - Halloween EditionHappy Halloween (A free month of AoSHQ Prime goes to the first person who can identify the cat lady atop the jack-o'-lantern) Pop Quiz: How Many Children Have Ever Been Killed by Poisoned Halloween Candy? Answer: None. (At least by strangers - there was one boy poisoned in 1974 by his own father as part of an insurance scam). For nearly 30 years, University of Delaware sociologist Joel Best has been investigating allegations of strangers poisoning kids' Halloween candy. As of this writing, he hasn't identified a single confirmed example of a stranger murdering a child in this fashion. Worst. Halloween Treat. Ever. (well except for that mythical poisoned candy I guess)
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