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October 25, 2013

Keeping It Light 'n Airy - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

It's Friday! Time to boogie down. Time to get your twerk on.

In that spirit, a post full of news guaranteed to lighten your mood and, with that in mind, I'm saving the best for last. So, no skipping ahead!

Sporting news:

You know that feeling, when your team is losing.... again... and you find it hard to support them. You don't WANT to be a fair-weather fan, but HEY! they made you do it. They left you no choice, right? Tell it to this bloke --> Skip ahead to the 40 sec mark.

In Parenting news:

There's this guy. Tell me, now. How will that little girl ever find a man who measures up to dear, old dad? (HT to BCochran for the link)

Trivial Pursuit-type news:

Moar about kows.

In Pop Culture news:

The Maltese Falcon can now be yours, but it won't come cheap.

For the moronettes: This fella has held up well over the years.

In news that's bound to break a few hearts. Miranda Kerr will no longer model for Victoria's Secret. VS cites Kerr as being "difficult" and failing to sell as much as the other models. Uh huh. I'm detecting sour grapes. Remember how nasty they were about Kate Upton, saying "She is too obvious. She's like a Page 3 girl. She's like a footballer's wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy. We would never use [Kate]". That was, if you remember, just before they published old photos of her in their catalog.

And, in breaking news, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom announce plans to divorce. Really, who can blame him? Who wants an unemployed wife just lounging about all day?

Well, that's all I've got for tonight. Be sure to consume responsibly and, while you're at it....


Get down with your bad selves!

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