Is This Something?

I don't know. I thought I'd keep this just to twitter, as it's so insignificant.

While the White House continues avoiding questions from anyone suspected of wishing to ask an actual question, it has invited Mediaite's ridiculous slow-witted shill Tommy Christopher to come to Court and play the Fool for the courtiers.

“A few years ago, I was uninsured and I wasn’t able to get insurance,” Christopher said of a time when he was a freelance reporter. “Is there a chance the president would be willing to delay Obamacare for a year if Republicans would agree to delay heart attacks for a year?”

Carney replied that the White House believes that the ACA needs to be fully implemented. Christopher noted that he has been able to access the health care exchanges online.

“I was talking to my mom this morning,” Christopher continued, “and she asked me to ask you to please open the government back up again.”

Comically Evasive Mouthpiece Jay Carney really sweated Tommy Christopher's three (3! yes, 3!) probing questions.

At some point fellatio jokes just won't cut it, and you have to up your game into blumpkin jokes.

posted by Ace at 02:56 PM

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