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Van Jones lisps his sadness about Chuck Schumer and the Democratssss

Former Columbia University fellow, a current UN judge, found guilty of forcing young woman into slavery [CBD]

Douglas Murray Addresses the Mass Murder of Christians in Syria
Murray is a most vociferous and brave defender of Western Culture. [CBD]

Brian Cranston is a nasty leftwing idiot
I never understood why people joined the mass delusion that he was a "serious actor." He's Tim Watley, that's it. That's as good as he gets.

The Ivy Exodus "As Ye Sow, So Shall Ye Reap." "Jewish" academics rejected their religion and culture long ago, and chose instead to worship progressivism. And they are paying for it! It would take a heart of stone not to laugh! [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton dig into the Ukraine cease fire, the Z-man bending the knee to Trump, deporting a Hamas cheerleader from Columbia University, Taxing the rich by taxing endowments, egg prices, tariffs, and more!

Girl Scouts sued by New Yorker over alleged heavy metals, pesticides in Thin Mints, other cookies
Good. Thin Mints (or any other mint confection) are of the devil. [CBD]

Rep. Thomas Massie needs to quit grandstanding and govern -- or get the hell out
Eh... it's The NY Post. [CBD]

It's Here! It's Here! The Liberty PAL-V flying car! [CBD]

'Know this, Khamenei, this is your end': Iranians slam regime in footage from Tehran to Israel [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch, perhaps the world's expert on the reality of Islam. We discuss the failure of Europe, the rigidity of Islam, the blindness of the West to that rigidity, and the possibilities for the future.

Starship launch and booster rocket chopstick catch
The second stage of the rocket was lost. I guess it was supposed to parachute gently into the ocean or something.

Correction on Gavin Newsom story: Newsom didn't go on Charlie Kirk's podcast. Charlie Kirk was the first guest on Gavin Newsom's new podcast, which he calls "This is Gavin Newsom," apparently intending it to be an Oprah Winfrey style star vehicle for making himself president

Legit security expert Fred Fleitz blasts the BBC for its insane bias

Noted High-Testosterone Male David Frum has thoughts on masculinity
The Mustard Fortune Nepo-Baby, who by the way is Canadian, has all sorts of ideas about the "shame" all "true Americans" must feel about Trump

Bill Murray on Bob Woodward's fake Belushi biography: It was so loaded with lies about John Belushi that I realized that Woodward framed Nixon, too

Nate Bargatze: The Dumbest Time Traveler

Larry David quits SNL and then pretends it never happened
I said he told off Lorne Michaels. Michaels wasn't the producer that year, it was Dick Ebersol during the Martin Short/Billy Crystal season.

Boston Police Commissioner Offers Condolences To Armed Attacker Shot By Cops "This is a pretty tragic incident, Cox said. 'We don't look for loss of life and our condolences go out to the family of the individual.'" [CBD]

CORRECTION: I inadvertently reported that our NSA and CIA "intelligence" professionals were talking about "anal bleaching" in government checks while on the taxpayers' dime. In fact, they were discussing "butthole lasers."
"Butthole lasers" may be used for anal bleaching, but also for anal fistulas.

Laser treatments for the anus and rectum can be used for a variety of conditions, including hemorrhoids, fissures, and fistulas. Laser treatments can also be used for hair removal and anal bleaching.

I apologize to all "intelligence" professionals I maligned. I regret the error and vow to do better in the future.

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

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Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

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